that thing

a girl named Jill always falls asleep in bible class. so one day during
class, the teacher
noticed that she was sleeping. the teacher asked her,
"who died on the cross for our sins?" her friend poked her in the back,
and she yelled out "JESUS!" the next day, somebody asked her who died
on the cross for our sins. her friend poked her in the back again and she
yelled out "JESUS!" the next day, she was sleeping in bible class and the
teacher asked her, "what did Eve say to Adam in the garden?" her friend
poked her in the back again and she yelled out, "IF YOU POKE ME WITH
THAT THING ONE MORE TIME, IM GONNA BREAK IT OFF!!"